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This week, buried under a work project as tedious as it was pointless, I birthed this design from my well of frustration. It's not really funny except in the way telling the sad truth about life through cartoon graphics is.
This unisex tee, made in the USA, carries the sad truth of how a majority of us spend our lives. A pale male hand, symbolic of the corporate machine, doles out pills of delusion, promises that the path to happiness is a life spent chasing the American through toil and consumerism. Yup, like we need a reminder that we're just mere pawns in a game where the house always wins, working ourselves to the bone in pursuit of a fulfillment that materialism can never offer. Wear it because you are one of the suckers like me that works, buys, consumes and then dies.